F irst-time Polish film-maker Olga Chajdas gives us a movie acted and shot with confidence. But no amount of confidence can disguise how deeply silly this adventure in softcore lesbian sexiness is in terms of credible drama and human motivation — a silliness that escalates into something a little crass. Nina Julia Kijowska and Wojtek Andrzej Konopka are a thirtysomething couple, a schoolteacher and a garage owner, who are supposedly desperate for a baby. Then they come across Magda Eliza Rycembel , a young gay woman who works in airport security, and who is initially shown having a frisson while frisking a female passenger — because, of course, that obviously happens with gay security officials at airports. And how do Nina and Wojtek meet Magda?
Nina review – deeply silly softcore lesbian drama | Film | The Guardian
Robert Armstrong, the duke, is a Roman Catholic whose extreme devotions as a child warped his desires as a man. Now, to make amends, the duke must either whore his wife or be reduced to a penniless and unprotected commoner at a time when Catholics are persona non grata in Great Britain. The tawdry tale of the Duke and Duchess of Dunwoody continues…. Rather, he enjoys being whipped, especially by his beloved bride. Unfortunately, her heart might not belong to him alone. Rather than cool the flames of hatred between Papists and Protestants, the coronation of a Catholic monarch has only added accelerant to the already raging blaze. Two-faced devils lurk in every corner of the royal court, as do diseases with the power to kill and maim.
Cinn expects the fantasies. After all, the Castle is one of the attractions in a theme park for people who want to act out their hidden desires. The naked vampire chained to the wall of the dungeon seems a bit much, though. But dreams of sexy vampires will have to wait, because a ticked-off goddess is searching for her. Dacian is a vampire with anger issues.
Super-efficient Kate Darling needs lessons in love. Then she literally falls into the arms of Tyler Stone, youngest Sugar Rush heir and notorious bad boy. After a colossal screw-up involving a pretty girl and a stolen speedboat, Tyler is facing the punishment of an actual job. Kate is no fool.